The next Willenium! A RAP SONG

ARTIST: DJ RAPP STARR
ALBUM: STINKY KOOL-AID
SONG: THE NEXT WILLENIUM!

DJ Rapp Starr:

YO!

How come all the ladies eatin' Mac an' Cheese?
Makes your farts stank and get booty disease!

take a tip, a tic, a tat, and stick it'n your hat!
(Bro Chorus: "what's that bro?") I say stick it in your hat!

I been 'round the world, seen my share of some shit,
but I never saw no booty I din't wanna hit.

So I make a plee to you girl, I'm down on my knees,
be my wife girl... I'm down on my knees!

Bro CHORUS:

Boys just want to have a lady,
A lady to have a fun time with.
Rock and roll is over-rated.
Watch a Hugh Grant film.

DJ Rapp Starr:

It's the new, I mean Next Willenium!

Got a letter in the mail from my p-pen pal.
Opened it up, he died... you know, my pen pal.

p-p-p-p-pen pal

I thought, what a piece of shit day already and it ain't even half past noon
so i got in my car, headed down to the mall, and tried an' score a little pooon.

I got in a crash, it really sucked.
It really, really, really sucked.

Bro CHORUS:

Boys just want to have a lady,
A lady to have a fun time with.
Rock and roll is over-rated.
Watch a Hugh Grant film.

DJ Rapp Starr:

It's the Brand Next Willenium!

So I hope you learned a something from my cautionary tale.
Never get 2 smart or else you'll end up in jail.
Take a tip from me, and always eat your peas.
take a tip from me, don't end up in jail like me...s...