Friday, June 5, 2009

juice

i'm watching this juice commercial and everyone's running around and all happy and high on juice and i'm like, come on.

also, biking clothes? come on!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Pretzels are the best, am I right?!

dear follower,

i bequeef you, aren't pretzels great?! it's true so don't worry! pretzels are the number one snackles food voted by snax magazine 17 years in a row! how can so many years be wrong? they can't be wrong! also i worked on " so you think you can dance". it was a Glouster-fuck. i wanted to take videos and pictures but that was illegal. i didn't want to jeopardize my career. they paid me to fly to L.A. for 2 hours