Monday, November 30, 2009

Singles like me

Won't someone tell these dunderheads I'm not single?!?!?!?!

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Plus I hate Lee and Anne Marie.

I had an idea a while back about making a short video dealy about couples who meet online on these webby-things. Basically it's the two of them blathering on about how they met and how compatible they are and how they never thought in all their lives they'd meet someone as swell as "Lee" or "Anne Marie." Anyhow, while they're blathering on a la eharmony commercial, their friends are sitting there at a nice dinner party trying to be polite and listen, again, to their boring story of meeting online.

The rest of the dinner party guests keep on trying to change the subject or move on to another activity but the online dunderguests keep on bringing up compatibility, etc...


get it? because that's what they do on the commercials dumb dumb!





here's a side note about me: Whenever I realize I made a typing mistake, I either let it slide and chaulk it up to funny or i keep my finger on delete until i get to the mistake, even if that means re-typing perfectly fine words that i would keep otherwise! get it? so, say, i type: my name is batrick and eim a dunderhead!

in that sentence i would keep batrick because of the imagery but i would have deleted from the final exclamation point, all the way back to the e in eim, rather than simply using the mouse to delete the e and keep im.

is that bad or weird

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