Pretzels are the best, am I right?!

dear follower,

i bequeef you, aren't pretzels great?! it's true so don't worry! pretzels are the number one snackles food voted by snax magazine 17 years in a row! how can so many years be wrong? they can't be wrong! also i worked on " so you think you can dance". it was a Glouster-fuck. i wanted to take videos and pictures but that was illegal. i didn't want to jeopardize my career. they paid me to fly to L.A. for 2 hours